Battlestar Sucklactica

Spoiler Warning: This post contains info about the latest episode of BSG.

GREGOR SAYS:

Sent: Sun, 1 Mar 2009 11:17 am

Subject: Re: Battlestar Sucklactica

More like Daddystar Galactica. K and I were just talking about it! What a fucking shitfest. What a big bowl of ass.

We watched it last night. I was going to email you and tell you I’d just watched some show that has all the stars of Battlestar Galactica, but sucks much, much worse.

What the fuck is wrong with the writers? The whole imaginary world shit with Boomer and Chief was idiotic and cliche. In fact, the only thing more idiotic and cliche would be ruining a show’s strongest female character by making her a total pussy with daddy/abandonment issues. Oh wait, they did that too!

I mean, what the hell? Such a stupid episode. It was about 10 minutes of content (Boomer escapes and steals Hera, and we learn that Starbuck may be the daughter of Daniel the missing cylon) squeezed into an hour of complete character destruction.

Fuck you, BSG! Just end, already.

EUGENE RESPONDS:

Seriously, I couldn’t agree more.  Why did I waste my time watching the first 55 minutes, when all that mattered was the last 5?

Piano playing?  Mysterious piano songs to save the universe?   Did Billy Joel write this episode?

Boomer having the magical ability to create an imaginary world for her and Chief?

A total waste of time.

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