Playing It So You Don’t Have To: Assassin’s Creed

a/k/a Slacker Ass Compliant Retardo Bartender Hostage Game
4 out of 10
(Note—this review contains numerous spoilers, including end-of-game spoilers. Believe me, I am doing you a favor. Play this game only if you have 30-40 hours to kill and love stupid characters; gaping plot holes and bizarre character motivations; and repetitive missions/combat that involve [...]

Konami, Hire This Robot

Not videogame news, but this robot is scarier than anything in Silent Hill:

It really starts getting creepy around the 35-second mark, when a guy tries to kick it over — and fails.
As my wife said upon seeing this video, “If I saw that thing outside, I would cry.”
Here’s some info on [...]

NeoGAF Buzz: PlayStation Network Schedule Leaked

This afternoon, one of the hot threads at NeoGAF has some rumored scheduling info for a bunch of upcoming PlayStation Network releases.
Looks like PixelJunk Monsters will be getting some new maps in the next month or so. Should make my brother happy, since he’s made it to the hard levels.
And the summer could bring us [...]